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Re: you're bulgarian when...



Doide pri men ot *.De tam puk ne znam ot kade e pristignalo. Sklonen sum da vervam che ne e pisano ot bulgarin. Kolkoto do tva shto e na english.. Mi marzi ma v 4 sutrinta da prevejdam ;-)
Aaron


Ventsislav Genchev writes:

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samo ne shvanah shto e na English .. tova znachi li che ne e pisan ot Bg
ili puk e pradnaznachen za foreign chitateli? :))


Aaron wrote:
| 1. Duck tape is your fathers only tool next to using a kitchen knife as
| a screwdriver.
| 2.There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
| 3.Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
| 4.Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to
| cure your 102 degree fever.
| 5.Your parents dont allow 2 windows to be open at the same time even in
| the greatest heat because the "draft" of the wind would make your back
| stiff
| 6.When your baba (grandma) will not accept the fact that youre not hungry.
| 7.You started to drink at the age of 12.
| 8.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
| 9.At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
| 10.There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
| 11.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km
| uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you
| every time you get in your car.
| 12.When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
| 13.When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
| 14.Everyone is sure youre Greek or Italian.
| 15.When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you
| is "budala".
| 16.You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
| 17.When you think "chalga" is good music.
| 18.When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
| 19.When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many
| times you say youre from Bulgaria.
| 20.When your parents friends have no shame in telling you youve gained
| weight.
| 21..................YOU KNOW YOURE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY
| FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD......
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