PRISON/ WORK ???

["Ivan Jendov" <i.jendov@government.bg>]

IN PRISON. You spend the majority of your time in an 8*10 cell
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6*8 cubicle

IN PRISON you get three meals a day
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK you get rewarded for good work with more work

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK you must carry a security card and open all that doors your self

IN PRISON you can watch tv and play games
AT WORK you get fired for watching tv and playing games

IN PRISON you get your own toilet
AT WORK you have to share with some idiot that pees on the seat

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK you cant speak to your family

IN PRISON all expences are paid by the taxpayers with no work
AT WORK you get pay all expences to go to work and then they deduct taxs
from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
wanting to get out
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardenss
AT WORK they are called managers

I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE
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