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Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 10:50:47 +0200
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Taoism: Shit happens 
Hinduism: This shit happened before 
Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens 
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening 
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? 
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah 
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: 'Shit happens.' 
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit 
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't 
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder 
Catholicism: If shit happenes, I deserve it 
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? 
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you 
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit 
Orthodoxism: Hoooooleeeeyyyyy Shit

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