signs

[Lychezarka Slyncheva <raygirl@abv.bg>]

Enjoy!

Here are some signs from Africa: 
In a restaurant in Zambia: "Open seven days a week and
weekends." 

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No tresspassing without permission." 

On a window of a Nigerian shop: "Why go elsewhere to
be cheated when you can come here?." 

On a poster in Ghana: "Are you an adult who cannot
read? If so, we can help." 

In a hotel in Mozambique: "Visitors are expected to
complain at the office between the hours of 9.00 am
and 11.00am daily." 

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Take
note: When this sign is submerged, the river is
impassable." 

In a Zimbabwean restaurant: "Customers who find our
waitresses rude ought to see the manager." 

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public
toilet: "Risk of electric shock - Do not activate with
wet hands." 

In a Botswana jewellery shop: "Ears pierced while you
wait." 

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Centre." 

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania: "No
children allowed!" 

In a cemetry in Uganda: "Persons are prohibited from
picking flowers from any but their graves. 

In a Malawi hotel: "It is forbidden to steal towels
please. If you are not a person to do such a thing,
please don't read this notice." 

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It
is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people
of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live
together in one tent unless they are married to each
other for that purpose." 

In a Namibian nightclub: "Ladies are not allowed to
have children in the bar." 


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