Za globalizaciqta..

["B.I." <bobilogs@prolink.bg>]

What is the truest definition of Globalisation? 

Answer:

Princess Diana's death. 

Question:

How come? 

Answer: 

An English princess 
with an Egyptian boyfriend 
crashes in a French tunnel
driving a German car 
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, 
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, 
on Japanese motorcycles, 
treated by an American doctor, 
using Brazilian medicines! 
And this is sent to you by a Bulgarian, 
using Bill Gates' technology, 
and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, 
that use Taiwanese-made chips, 
and a Korean-made monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant, 
transported by lorries driven by Indians, 
hijacked by Indonesians, 
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, 
trucked by Mexican illegals, 
and finally sold to you by Jews. 

That, my friend, is Globalisation!!!

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B.

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