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[nickyk <nickyk@gmx.net>]

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE" ; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose a lot of things, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

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i'm sick and tired of bein' sick and tired 

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