Carlos says to his boss,"Ay, boss, I nota come work today, I really sick. I
gota headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I nota come work."
The boss says, "You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like
that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better
and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I dida what you said and I feel great,
I be at work soon .You got a nice house."