God bless America :)

[Simeon Vlahov <vlahov@spnet.net>]

Hello humor,

God bless hAmerika

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees 
this 
little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts 
fighting 
with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and saving the girls life. 
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 
'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl' " 
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" 
"Oh then it will say in the paper in the morning: 'Brave american saves 
life 
of little girl'" the policeman answers. 
"But I am not an american!" says the man. 
"Oh, what are you then?" 
The man says: "I am pakistani!" 
The next day it says in the paper: "Islamic extremist kills american 
dog. 
Connections to Al Quaida network are possible"
  

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Best regards,
 Simeon                          mailto:vlahov@spnet.net

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