A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".
When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he finishes getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your sex slave!" she says,
"I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck.
so he says: "I really fancy a 69".....
"Fuck Off" replies the girl..... "I'm not cooking at this time of night!"