Re: Are you bulgarian????

[nickyk <nickyk@gmx.net>]

Имам предложение да направим график и всеки да го пусне поне по веднъж
Тогава може и да започнем да се срамуваме че сме такива каквито сме /българи/

On Wednesday 12 January 2005 08:50, Vladimir Vitkov wrote:
> За който не го е чел това ... да го прочете ... на мен лично ми се
> прирева. Факт е че това описва над 95% от българското общество. Над
> 90% покриват поне едно 30 от твърденията ...
>
>
> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:52:47 +0200, j0rdan <j0rdan.vip@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> You know you're Bulgarian when...
> 1. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
> 2. At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
> 3. At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
> 4. Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something
> he can't do either.
> 5. You drive a better car than your parents.
> 6. There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
> 7. There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
> 8. You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your
> sibling's or pet's name.
> 9. You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
> 10. Your baba and diado live in your basement.
> 11. Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
> 12.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km
> uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you
> every time you get in your car.
> 13. There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
> 14. Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
> 15. When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
> 16. Your church has a fully loaded bar.
> 17. You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
> 18. Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
> 19. You started to drink at the age of 12.
> 20. It takes over 8 years to finish college.
> 21. You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear
> view mirror.
> 22. You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
> 23. You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
> 24. Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
> 25. There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
> 26. When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
> 27. You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
> 28. You live for the annual soccer tournament.
> 29. When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
> 30. All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
> 31. When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
> 32. When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.
> 33. Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
> 34. No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the
> block has a different nickname for it.
> 35. When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they
> insist that is kills bacteria.
> 36. When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
> 37. When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too
> skinny. 38. When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
> 39. When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store
> instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
> 40. When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
> 41. You have a shot of rakiya followed by cherno kafe and a pack of
> Marlboro for breakfast.
> 42. You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never
> exercised in your life.
> 43. You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
> 44. You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
> 45. When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to
> shout to be heard.
> 46. As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually
> scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
> 47. When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on
> cooking for you.
> 48. When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some
> "good" cigarettes.
> 49. You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and
> still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
> 50. Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to
> cure your 102 degree fever.
> 51. When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
> 52. When you think chalga is good music.
> 53. When you are never certain whether to stay abroad or return to
> Bulgaria. 54. You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in
> China has a black belt.
> 55. When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how
> many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
> 56. When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've
> gained weight.
> 57. You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and
> your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
> 58. You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up
> not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when
> you were drunk.
> 59. YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND
> STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE.......
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