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samo ne shvanah shto e na English .. tova znachi li che ne e pisan ot Bg ili puk e pradnaznachen za foreign chitateli? :))
Aaron wrote: | 1. Duck tape is your fathers only tool next to using a kitchen knife as | a screwdriver. | 2.There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to. | 3.Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze. | 4.Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to | cure your 102 degree fever. | 5.Your parents dont allow 2 windows to be open at the same time even in | the greatest heat because the "draft" of the wind would make your back | stiff | 6.When your baba (grandma) will not accept the fact that youre not hungry. | 7.You started to drink at the age of 12. | 8.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American. | 9.At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests. | 10.There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage. | 11.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km | uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you | every time you get in your car. | 12.When you make jokes based on your own tragedy. | 13.When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street. | 14.Everyone is sure youre Greek or Italian. | 15.When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you | is "budala". | 16.You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee. | 17.When you think "chalga" is good music. | 18.When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria. | 19.When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many | times you say youre from Bulgaria. | 20.When your parents friends have no shame in telling you youve gained | weight. | 21..................YOU KNOW YOURE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY | FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD...... | -------------------------------------------------------- | To subscribe send mail to humor-request@lists.nat.bg with | 'subscribe humor' in body. | ------------------------------------------------------- | |
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