Re: you're bulgarian when...

[nickyk <nickyk@gmx.net>]

Като цяло доста тъп текст с претенции за изисканост и понаване на чужди езици
Най-вероятно преписан от някъде и някой думи са заместени с "Bulgaria" и 
"bulgarian"
Но както е казал Алеко "Пази боже сляпо да прогледа"


On Friday 02 July 2004 02:15, Aaron wrote:
> 1. Duck tape is your fathers only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a
> screwdriver.
>
> 2.There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
>
> 3.Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
>
> 4.Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure
> your 102 degree fever.
>
> 5.Your parents dont allow 2 windows to be open at the same time even in the
> greatest heat because the "draft" of the wind would make your back stiff
>
> 6.When your baba (grandma) will not accept the fact that youre not hungry.
>
> 7.You started to drink at the age of 12.
>
> 8.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
>
> 9.At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
>
> 10.There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
>
> 11.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km
> uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every
> time you get in your car.
>
> 12.When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
>
> 13.When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
>
> 14.Everyone is sure youre Greek or Italian.
>
> 15.When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is
> "budala".
>
> 16.You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
>
> 17.When you think "chalga" is good music.
>
> 18.When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
>
> 19.When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many
> times you say youre from Bulgaria.
>
> 20.When your parents friends have no shame in telling you youve gained
> weight.
>
> 21..................YOU KNOW YOURE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY
> FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD......
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