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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to
the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: - "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, - "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too." |