Êàòî öÿëî äîñòà òúï òåêñò ñ ïðåòåíöèè çà èçèñêàíîñò è ïîíàâàíå íà ÷óæäè åçèöè
Íàé-âåðîÿòíî ïðåïèñàí îò íÿêúäå è íÿêîé äóìè ñà çàìåñòåíè ñ "Bulgaria" è
"bulgarian"
Íî êàêòî å êàçàë Àëåêî "Ïàçè áîæå ñëÿïî äà ïðîãëåäà"
On Friday 02 July 2004 02:15, Aaron wrote:
1. Duck tape is your fathers only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a
screwdriver.
2.There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
3.Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
4.Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure
your 102 degree fever.
5.Your parents dont allow 2 windows to be open at the same time even in the
greatest heat because the "draft" of the wind would make your back stiff
6.When your baba (grandma) will not accept the fact that youre not hungry.
7.You started to drink at the age of 12.
8.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
9.At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
10.There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
11.Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km
uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every
time you get in your car.
12.When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
13.When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
14.Everyone is sure youre Greek or Italian.
15.When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is
"budala".
16.You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
17.When you think "chalga" is good music.
18.When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
19.When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many
times you say youre from Bulgaria.
20.When your parents friends have no shame in telling you youve gained
weight.
21..................YOU KNOW YOURE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY
FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD......
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